25 Facts

"This above all; to thine own self be true." -William Shakespeare

I don't think I've properly introduced myself so here are 25 random facts about me:

1. Madison is a really nice name and I'm upset because I can never name my future daughter Madison.
2. If I could go back in time, the first thing I would do is see a Beach Boys concert.
3. If you want to win my heart over, you can do so with two medium fries and a choco shake from Mickey D's.
4. My camera's name is Milo.
5. I played the cello for 5 years. It's name is Phoenix.
6. I have a guitar that I do not know how to play. It's name is Mumford.
7. I name everything.
8. I hate avocados.
9. My favorite book is Catcher in the Rye. Second is A Thousand Splendid Suns.
10. In my mind, I am married to Robert De Niro.
11. I have a tattoo on my left hand of a crescent moon.
12. I am getting a second tattoo this summer on my right foot that says "good vibrations".
13. I am left handed.
14. It's very difficult for me to read books twice.
15. My favorite movie is Free Willy.
16. I have a stuffed orca. It's name is Beady because of his beady eyes.
17. I own Lana Del Rey on vinyl, but I don't own a record player.
18. I love Austin, Texas.
19. I love horses!!!!!!
20. My favorite numbers are 3, 7, and 11.
21. But I hate odd numbers.
22. I'm writing a book.
23. I got an idea for a movie. One day I will write that too.
24. Sometimes I go on Club Penguin because it is hilarious.
25. I paint my nails so that I won't bite them.

BOOM! Now you know 25 useless facts about me. Still, though. I am glad to make your acquaintance.

-mad